mayor-of-hammock:

OKAY I NOTICE YOU NOW PLEASE TAKE THAT OFF


Yes

mayor-of-hammock:

OKAY I NOTICE YOU NOW PLEASE TAKE THAT OFF

Yes

toomanyducttapetoomanyrope:

oneandonlygabriel:

part-time-thinker:

ink-film-nibbles-script:

“England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn’t make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn’t been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler’s ambitions.” — Mitt Romney

The Americans:

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The British:

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The Australians:
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basically the rest of the world:

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oh my god australia

underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

(Source: katebishopss)

brilliant

brilliant

that dressthose tightsjust ahh

that dress

those tights

just ahh

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

Woody’s face tho

dionnelips:

When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.

Woody’s face tho

Friend Zone

It’s brilliant.

ladyfiona89:

roswell73:

amroyounes:

My part I of a two part series on Pope Francis and why I think he rocks!  There has been a backlash against religiosity lately with all that is going on in the world and folks like him definitely help restore your faith!

I’m agnostic bordering on atheist and this man warms my heart. He is what we should all strive to be.

Agnostic yet going down the list i’m liking this pope more and more.

Agnostic here but my God THIS GUY

(see what I did there… I’m sorry)

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

jdmookami:

sixpenceee:

The Sound of Silence is a horror games that dynamically adapts to a person’s greatest fear. It will deliver a different experience to each player. The game is said to be released in early 2014.

You can view the full concept idea of it here: X

I wish to play this game. Like right now. No one knows my deepest fears, not even me. This shall be good

^^^ 

THIS

I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I GOT THIS MESSAGE

This makes me happy also I love horror games

Straight White Boy Problem #176

straightwhiteboyproblems:

talking to girls about music is either really good or really bad because some girls will be like yeah i listen to like this and this and thats it. however some girls will give you 5 paragraphs worth of information about passion pit/artic monkeys/ed sheeran that you didnt really need to know about

I’m sorry

“I look at you and see all the ways a soul can bruise, and I wish I could sink my hands into your flesh and light lanterns along your spine so you know that there’s nothing but light when I see you.”
Shinji Moon (via aestheticintrovert)

(Source: aplethoraofquotations)

(Source: noirlac)

Dennys I love you

Dennys I love you

(Source: deadlykillerqueen)

thetomska:

thetomska:

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

I made it to the end.

and by “the end” I mean the end of my life because I’m going to kill myself now goodbye forever

YOU STAY PERFECT JUST FOR ME

I’m cringing like fuck

anus:

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

i like it deep