emiri bakachan ^0^''''

when a cosplay looks better than the character you are cosplaying

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asked my roommate to hoover the livingroom/kitchen

she is ramming into my door

if you claim to be a nerd, you are not a nerd, just a twat.

there i said it

dedication

(Source: 28lives)

ALDIN YOU CAN STAY AN EXTRA 3 DAYS WHATDYA SAY

btw he did say yes eventually

I want this on top of my house

had another weird dream

where i was in hull visiting my cousins we were at this fair thing and we had to camp out but i didn’t know so I had to ask the organiser for a spare sleeping bag, which smelt really gross. So anyway I took it and went to camp near my cousin Samantha and my cousins Katie and Jody in this really weird long tent. I sat down, my other two cousins were texting and Samantha was trying to start a fight with me and threw her phone on the ground. Then the organiser came along and asked what had happened and Samantha said I dented her phone. Then she said “You haven’t even been here for six years” and it got awkward. Then the guy removed me from the tent and put me in the bad kids section, where we had camping beds and towels to keep us warm. It was right beside the ferris wheel. So I try to go to sleep and get awakened by some arseholes throwing this like naked 5 year old over me, who thought it was hilarious. I was trying to grab the kids leg to pull him onto the ground, but then this chav bitch from school was like THATS NOT HOW YOU DO IT and sat on me to try and catch this kid. Then this kinda pretty scene guy was like “Here, gorgeous” and held his hand out for me to grab. I was like “omg there’s no way he’s talking to me lol” but I grabbed his hand anyway and he pulled me up from the bed. We went for a walk, the guy was pretty gay, but it was nice having a friend there. I was messing about with my tongue stud, which was in a teardrop shape. We decided to go on the rocking boat/ferriswheel thing. We sat in. Before it could start, I noticed a young girl, an older girl, and a bucket with a bow on (?) were facedown in the mud… from the ride. Another girl screamed “THEY’RE DEAD” and me and scene boy quickly disbanded from that. The Ambulance arrived shortly after. Then sceneguy was like “I need to get ready for my performance!” and went into a porta-potty to put make-up on. Then I woke up.

didn’t need to see corpses in my dream kthnx

JESUS CHRIST THIS IMAGE MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL

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fuck it

theres nothing i can do

theres nothing i can say

pootsy:

I FOUND A SET OF PHOTOS OF MY MOM EATING SALAD ON HER COMPUTER??? I’M SJUPER CONFUSED

i absolutely love how tim and eric completely fuck with their interviewers

their improvision is beautiful

hannameth:

Clementine: Joely?
Joel: Yeah Tangerine?
Clementine: Am I ugly?
Joel: Uh-uh.
Clementine: When I was a kid, I thought I was. I can’t believe I’m crying already. Sometimes I think people don’t understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don’t matter. So, I’m eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling at her, “You can’t be ugly! Be pretty!” It’s weird, like if I can transform her, I would magically change, too.
Joel: You’re pretty.
Clementine: Joely, don’t ever leave me.
Joel: You’re pretty… you’re pretty… pretty…